Don't Show-cha Your Chocha!

Yes, it's time for another installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha, the recurring feature in which Daddy Likey readers submit photos of those daring and/or foolish enough to wear their shirts as dresses, or their belts as skirts, or their tights as pants--get the idea? If you'd like to read the very first DSYC post, please click here, and if you feel ready, read on...

We'll start with a very smiley happy Don't Show-cha Your Chocha offender turned in by vigilant reader Tara:

She says: I think this girl just realized that you're supposed to wear the trendy plaid belt WITH pants.

Next up, a great one from Pea Jai:

Angela Simmons seems to think she's not showing enough chocha. I disagree.

Ah, subtlety:

Says Emma: I love the way Ms. Chocha's hand is trying to protect her innocence by reaching forward to cover imminent flashing! But I also kind of wish her necklace were a liiiittle bit longer I could make a joke about chocha chain mail.

Love this shirt from Shoshana:

Hopefully the pelvis illustration will desensitize viewers to any potential chocha slips.

Multiple eagle-eyed readers submitted this picture of our good friend Paris Hilton:

Devora sums it up: God, someone get her a blanket or something.

Meg caught a glimpse of some Hanes Her Way undies on the Ungaro runway:

She says: I guess this is what happens when you let Lindsay Lohan offer up fashion advice.

Reader Sri sent in a doozy from a clothing website that's subtitled (I swear this is true), "The Positive Place for Girls." Really:

Very subtly titled: the "Captain Hooker Costume."

Kirsten saw this prime example on a billboard in Buenos Aires:

She says: This goes without saying, but the near-chocha-bearing epidemic has gone global.

Savvy reader Sam wanted to thank Forever 21 for adding a new plus size line, called Faith 21, because "now, no matter your size, you too can show-cha your chocha!" Behold, Forever 21 chocha:

Don't bend over, hon. Seriously.

And Faith 21 chocha:

While at first I assumed this was a shorter tunic, I then caught sight of its title: "Dolman Dress w/ Belt."

And today's grand finale, sent in by Kayla:

She says: The almost-exposed chocha almost goes unnoticeable when you pair it with an exposed boob. Maybe that's what the "V" style of her hair is supposed to remind everyone about.

Awesome.

Find a chocha? Send it in! daddylikeyblog@gmail.com

p.s. I'm currently working through a super impressive backlog of chocha emails, so if you don't see yours posted right away, don't fret--I swear it will make an appearance in due time! Thanks so much, as always, for all the great submissions!