A friend of mine, we'll call him Elyk, loves Celine Dion. He knows the words to all of her songs and does a pretty killer impression of her unique accent and intonation, which he claims is actually a new language called "Celinion."He recently bought her latest concert DVD (using the self-checkout line in order to maintain his masculine street cred), then he brought it to my house and we watched it while making pizzagna (a deadly pizza-lasagna hybrid) and trying to replicate her seizure-like dance movies. At one point I wore a cape. It was awesome. Even more awesome? Her chocha-rific stage outfits.
Elyk and I thought it was about time to dedicate an installment of Don't Show-cha Your Chocha entirely to Celine. This is my 50th Don't Show-cha Your Chocha post, and what better way to celebrate such an epic occasion than to feature the most epic singer of all time? So now, behold: a world tour of Celine's best chorcha* moments:
Remember in 1997 when you first saw Celine Dion's chorcha?
How could you not remember this?
Here she is singing her hit song "Chorcha Deep, Mountain High." (Enlarge photo at your own risk.)
"The Power of Chorcha"
"This is a Man's World, and her Mummy Chorcha Says Just This"
Here's some vagazzled chorcha (Even with pants on she can't keep it contained)
"This Chorcha Was Made for Showing, and That's Just What She'll Do."*Elyk insists this is how you pronounce "chocha" in Celinion.
