It is better than Thanksgiving because it involves binging but does not necessarily require awkward family bonding time. It is better than Valentine's Day because it is a day full of love and emotion without the pressure to be in a relationship. It is better than Christmas because it's cheap. It is better than the 4th of July because it carries significantly less risk of receiving disfiguring burns. It is better than Flag Day because Flag Day sucks and nobody knows what it is.
On National Corndog Day, March 20th, you get together with your friends and eat corndogs and tater tots, and drink beer. You're also supposed to watch the NCAA basketball tournament, but I don't care about basketball so usually I just eat 12 corndogs and go to sleep.
Here are my recommendations for that all-important National Corndog Day outfit:
1. Yoga Pants
The elastic waist is key here. Trust me.2. Zany corndog-themed t-shirt
Look at that happy corndog!3. Red Hoodie
Conceals bloating and ketchup spills.4. Plaid trapper cap
No idea why. It just feels right.
No idea why. It just feels right.
Now that's the holiday spirit!I hope you'll consider spending March 20th binging on corn dogs with me. If you're interested in ordering a Corndog Day party pack, they're available here until this Friday. And if you live somewhere without easy access to corndogs, here's a recipe for corndog batter, because god knows International Corndog Day is even better than National Corndog Day.
Seriously you guys, it's so much better than Flag Day.
