Friday, January 4, 2008

My Subconscious Is Way Cooler Than I Am

Do you ever dream that you're at a really cool party hanging out with Agathe from Style Bytes and you're totally on and you're both laughing it up and drinking champagne and repeatedly complimenting each other's outfits because of course you both look AMAZING and then Robert Downey Jr. offers you a jelly donut and you're like, "Why thank you, Robert, this is delicious," and he's like, "YOU are delicious, dollface," and just when you and Agathe and Robert decide to go dancing with Queen Michelle, you wake up in your Oregon apartment, eat some oatmeal, watch two episodes of Home Improvement, and think, "Wow, this is anticlimactic."?

No? Yeah, me neither...