
Sorry it's been awhile since my last post. I ran into a bit of trouble with some neighborhood toughs and had to skip town for awhile. Which is to say, a grumpy rat told me to step off his ham sandwich, and I was like, "Can't I please just have a corner?" and he was like, "No, and you have an ugly face," so I went and hid in a hole for a month.
But now I'm back, and to make that mean rat jealous, I really want to get a ham charm:

XOXO,
Martin
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