If you've never participated in Fashion Mad Libs on Daddy Likey, and aren't really understanding the self-explanatory name, then click here to read the confusing and convoluted introductory post.

The basic premise is this: I shamelessly steal a fashion related article from a classified source (you'll find out soon enough), and turn it into a Mad Libs by having you guys replace words with new ones that don't make sense, so it's funny, see? I'll give you a list of the kinds of words I need, and you give them to me in the comment section. For example, if this was the list:
1. plural noun
2. adjective
Then the first commenter would write "1. kittens" and the second commenter would write "2. jolly." Or whatever. It's mega important to comment in order and number your entries, or else the next commenters won't know where to start and anarchy will ensue and society will crumble. Or something like that.
OK, here we go!
1. Plural Noun
2. Noun
3. Noun
4. A Tedious Chore
5. An Exorbitant Sum of Money
6. Plural Noun
7. Plural Noun
8. Adjective
9. Body Part--Plural
10. Body Part--Plural
11. Adjective
12. A Place of Work
13. Adjective
14. Location
15. A person
16. Plural Noun
17. Noun
18. Adjective
19. Noun
20. Noun
21. Plural Noun
22. Plural Noun
23. Adjective
24. A kind of work
25. Body Part
26. An Emotion
27. Noun
Godspeed, and stay tuned for our marvelously mangled masterpiece!